Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

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What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

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How do you teach a black guy to swim? You sign him up for swimming lessons.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says, "It is quite hot in here." This is a lie. Neither of the muffins spoke because in reality, Muffins are not only inanimate objects, they are not humans, and therefore they do not have the ability to speak in a comprehensible language.

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how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

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A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

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your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

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Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

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rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

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Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

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Whats the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? In crucifixion you throw out the whole Jew.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

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What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

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Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

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why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

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what did the caterpillar say to the butterfly? Im gonna turn into you.

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roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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