- Anti Joke

If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

Why can't helen Keller read? She's dead.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it most likely saw a shiny object and wanted to play with it. Luckily there was no cars passing at the time but the parents should be more careful to keep thier child in sight and away from peril. That and the baby found a small piece of glass that could be harmful to it....

There was this land of cheerios. The regular cheerios were the poor ones, the honey nut cheerios were middle class but loved to party, and the frosted cheerios were very wealthy. So there was a young regular cheerio named paul who really had a crush on this frosted cheerio girl named sophia. He liked her so much, that he finally got the courage to ask her out. Shyly he asked her "do you want to go to prom with me" she said "no i only date frosted cheerios". Paul understood and went back to his house dissapointed. The next day Paul went to the doctor and he asked for an operation to make him a frosted cheerio. Since he wasn't very wealthy he could only afford an opperation that would make him a half cheerio. He decided it will do. The next day he approched sophia and asked "will you go to prom with me now" she said "sorry i only date full frosted cheerios" The next day paul went back to the doctor and convinced his parents to lend him some money to become a full frosted, so thats what he did. The next day he asked her out and she finnally said yes. A few days later they went to the prom together that was hosted by the honey nut cheerios. Sophia asked paul for some brownies so paul said sure and waited on the brownie line for quite a long time. He brought her the brownie and thought he was very nice for waiting on line for so long. Then she asked for some fruit punch. Paul looked around and around, until he realized there was no punch line.

I was Born ready I was born naked.

Three women are sent to heaven. Theres a blond , brunette , and a redhead. There are 100 steps to heaven and on every step god tells you a joke and you cant laugh. The redhead makes it to step 23 then laughs. The brunette makes it to step 67 then laughs. Finally the blond make it all the way to the 100th step and before god can tell the joke she laughs. God asks why are u laughing? And the blond says " i just got the 1st one"!

My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

a jew, a latino and an aboriginal walk into a bar this is an example of a great inter-racial comunity

What do you call a generally un likeable person who has a habit of drinking in a bar? A Bastard.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

Did u hear bout the guy who went to the donut shop yeah he has brown hair

Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah

What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

What's green, and looks like money? Money...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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