why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

Oh...okay, good.

What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

F? No k

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What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

Donald Trump.

How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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