What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

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Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

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Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

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knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

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how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

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what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

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i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

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Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

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2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

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What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

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Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

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A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

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when life givs you lemons, make lesbian porn

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I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

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What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

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I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

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What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

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Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

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Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

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what did meredith and nick have in common an i

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