What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

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Okay, so your school has a fire drill, and a ginger asks why the alarm went off. You reply, “Some new kid saw your hair and pulled the fire alarm

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

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i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

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Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

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-Knock Knock -Come in!

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Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

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What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

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A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

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Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

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its all aodhan

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whats bloody and mingen Scabbaz head

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what is a bracket? a bracket

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A blonde girl gets in a bad car accident . A man stops on the side of the road to help her . She is panicking The man gets out a piece of chalk and draw a small circle. He says "Do not step out of this circle" The man smashes her car with a baseball bat She giggles He rolls her car down the hill, She laughs Her car is on fire , She is cracking up He yells " WHAT IS SO FUNNY " She says , "I stepped out of the circle three times when you weren't looking"

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Wii.

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Why did the farmer's wife leave the farm? Because she was a lesbian.

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks have herbivorous diet mainly consisting of wild grasses, berries, as well as agricultural crops when they are available.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? He wanted to make breakfast

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car

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What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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