- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

How can you tell if a substance is an acid or a base just by looking at it? You can't. pH or Litmus paper would be necessary in order to determine whether a substance is an acid or a base.

Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

My parents have an open marriage.

What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

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i had sex i stuck my dick into your mouth

A pregnant woman walked into a bar what did she say? Can i have a drink

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rape them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rape him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rape him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? Their driver. The black guy has a very prosperous career and their life is at the envy of many.

Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

What's worse than getting dumped? Being molested by a crazy hobo

Your chicken just went across the road. What does this tell you about the economy?

What's big and green and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A snooker table

what do you call a bee that makes milk? A BOObee

whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

Do you know what's funny? 9/11

A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

Pain Olympics.

How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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