When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

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What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

What made the lady dance? Bandz!

What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

I am a women

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What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

When life gives you lemmons Give lemmons Life

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

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Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

Whats worse than the holocaust A.MRS FRANK B.HITLER ANSWER MRS FRANK

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because that's where all of the other chickens are.

Just finished taking a huge $hit, wiped my ass, then realized I wasn't done.

What is human, went bankrupt eight times, got a small loan of a million dollars, and is over all a terrible person? Your probably thinking Donald Trump Well your correct.

Whats the difference between a frog?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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