A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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why did the lady fall out the window? someone threw axe at her

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What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

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Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

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So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you, f*** you.

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whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

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NAACP

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How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Never mind, that was a stupid question.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

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Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

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Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

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You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

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How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

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Cut off your fingers and lose weight fast!!!

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What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

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Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

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Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

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What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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What would happend if two nyan cats crashed into each other? It would be a great impact and we'd all be sad.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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