How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them!!!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Why, apples are the optimum environment for the worm species, offering a stable temperature with the efficiency of nutrition and comortable value, therefore in reality finding a worm in your apple is a healthy suggestion that the Global Warming effects on Earth have not yet affected the ever increasing innocent worm population.

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knock knock get lost!

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Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Whats funnier than 24.....25

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Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

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Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

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What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

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Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

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What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

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a man checks his mypsace

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What do you do if you see an alien landing? This depends entirely on the circumstances under which the landing takes place. It also depends on the observed nature of the alien,but given the high unlikelihood of this occurrence, one may be safe in the knowledge that he or she will never have to deal with such a mental state of stress.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

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What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

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How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

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A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

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a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

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A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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