In the middle of a long flight from Heathrow to Chicago O'Hare, the passengers of a 747 watched the engines all suddenly flame out. "Now, folks," the captain said over the PA as the plane plummeted to the earth, "I want it on record that I said it in plain English: a 747 can't fly from Heathrow to Chicago without refueling." No one bothered writing it down.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an abosolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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why am i a dick head. because my gcse's spelt fudge and i dont like fudge so i project my anger into boss things

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today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

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Why did the guy crash his car? Because he didn't want to crash his truck.

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Why didn't the tv turn on? It wasn't plugged in

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how do you get out of a room with no windows or doors? you don't.

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Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

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How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

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why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

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So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

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Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

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What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

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JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

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yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

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Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

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How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

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Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

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Two gorillas walked into a bar and it hurt

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Whats worse than your shoe being untied? 911

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

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what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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