Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

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John has 32 candy bars, he eats 28..what does he have now? Diabetes.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Llama. Llama who? Llamas aren't racist unlike that bastard Ann Coulter. That's why they can get a carrot up the ass and she can't.

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Knock knock Who's this? Your neighbor Yes can I help you? Hi, I'm new around here, can you help me find the closest gas station? Turn right over there pass 2 traffic lights it will be on your left Okay, thank you You're welcome

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What did the Mexican guy get for christmas? Deported

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I AM DEAD, FUCKING, SERIOUS! NOW GET OVER HERE MOMMY I WANT TO... ...Thats pretty disgusting, I was born a man, maybe an infant man, but a man regardless. So how about you stop showcasing me to people here and we just take off? I mean I am dead tired and sleepy, I would say good night, but its day here now so yeah.

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent

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Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

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Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

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so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

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Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

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Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

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What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

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What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

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"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

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tee hee

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Thumbs this up

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how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

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Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

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What did Batman and Robin say when they were going to the Batmobile? To the Batmobile

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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