I was sitting next to a man with jelly in one ear and peanut butter in the other, so I turned to him and said "Are you a trifle deaf?" and he said "No, I'm mentally ill."

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Why is it pointless to brutally kill and dismember a Japanese man? You'd be satisfying his sexual fetish.

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What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

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once upon a time y o u m a d BIBIBIDYYEAHBIIBAIDYEAH THAT'S ALL FOLKS

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I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

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sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

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Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

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Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

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What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

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Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

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Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

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How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

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U mad?

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How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

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What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

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What do you call a partially deaf obese man? Anything you want, it's unlikely that he'll hear you. If he does manage to catch what you said, your chances of outrunning him are very good considering that he's likely to tire before you, unless you're overweight yourself of course. If this is the case then perhaps you should hit the gym, obesity is a growing problem in the Western world and greatly increases your chance of heart disease and/or diabetes.

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hey justin

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What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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