- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Cut off your fingers and lose weight fast!!!

Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

Goldilocks walks into a bar. But its not really a bar, it's a bear cave and she is eaten by porridge eating bears.

Do you speak alien? Hola.

I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

GONNA

An epileptic man attends a rave.

What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

What would happend if two nyan cats crashed into each other? It would be a great impact and we'd all be sad.

Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

I am a joke. I am funny.

why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

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