why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms.

Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

You know what's funny? Clowns.

What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

hello juliano and guss. having fun?

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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