Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

Women's rights

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

Knock Knock Come in.

Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

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Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

I have aids

Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

Mormons having fun.

Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

Justin Bieber

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How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

what do you say to a girl dog crying??? shut up bitch...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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