A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

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Knock Knock Nobody answered because the people in the house were away.

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What do you get when you cross something with another thing that one would normally not cross with the aforementioned noun? A better love story than Twilight.

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Who has killed more people than Jeffrey Dahmer, John Wayne Gacy, and Jack Kevorkian combined? Mr. Rogers

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Where did the watch-dog take the blind man on Saturday afternoon? Wherever the blind man wanted to go

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did you hear about the platypus that was found dead in the middle of death valley?

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Where did Sally go in the bombing? Everywhere

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Gay Rights

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Sac

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What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

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What is blue and not heavy? Light blue!

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what do Jewish people and pizzas have in common? they enjoy parties

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What do you call a building full of black people Jail

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A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

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Why did the bird fall down? It got shot.

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Why did Helen Keller's cat kill itself? It didn't, I did.

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What is White over Black? Society.

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A midget walks under a bar

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Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set an alarm for a reasonable hour.

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what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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