- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other "dang, it's really hot in here." Realizing that muffins can not talk the other muffin wakes up to a very hungry man biting his face.

Knock Knock Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.

i like my women like i like my coffee without a penis

Why was Sally lying on the ground? Cause she was dead

Why can't jesus hold skittles? They'd fall through his hands.

What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

You see how lame this is?

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

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