Your mom is so fat, it is unlikely that she will be able to survive the month without experimental liposuction and heart surgery, and even then her outlook is bleak. I am so sorry.

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Q:what is a wheelchairs biggest fear A: steps

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"Free to play" Play free "right now"

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your mama so jewish ( fat ) she had to take up two seats on the plane to fly here in the end there was no chocolate left she was taking up the whole plane space.

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Did u hear what happened to that man with no arms and no legs who tried to play water polo? No, what happened He drowned....

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What do you call a black person on a bike? A cyclist.

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How Many Blondes does it take to open a fridge. 1 Because most blondes are smart and can open fridges.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

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A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

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Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

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what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

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Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

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What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

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Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

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an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

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Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

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Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

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