- Anti Joke

I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

why did katy fall off her bike?

why did spiderman fall off the roof ? cause it was wet

Marilyn Manson was walking to church.

What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

Boyfriend: Why are you so negative all the time? Girlfriend: I'm not! I'm positive! Boyfriend: No your not your arguing with me right now and you... Narrator: The girl takes the pregnancy test and shoves it in the guys mouth kicks him in the nuts and runs out the door.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.