- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more likely you are to realize that beans aren't actually fruit. They're legumes.

Wishing to teach his donkey not to eat, a pedant did not offer him any food. When the donkey died of hunger, he said: ‘I’ve had a great loss. Just when he had learned not to eat, he died.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

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What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do yo get when you cross an insomniac,an agnostic, and a dyslexic. A very troubled man.

A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

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