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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the black man allowed on the golf course? Because a wealthy business man had rented out the entire course for a very important international investor.

what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

Why was the little girl sad? Because she was brutally raped up the ass

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

what do you call dominic rolling down a hill?

Obama says: I can throw one 1,000 dollar bill out the window and make one person really happy Michelle says: I can throw ten 100 dollar bills out the window and make ten people really happy The Co-Pilot says: I can throw you both out the window and make 250,000,000 people really happy tee-hee

What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

What did the people say to each other when they ate the orange? Orange you glad I didn't eat you:) HAHAHAA orange you glad that I am good at telling jokes!

What's funnier than 24? 25

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust? two worms in your apple

A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

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