- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Solely for our entertainment purposes.

What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve.

Yo mama's so fat, that she's fat.

what happens when a girl poops? she wipes her butt.

Hello! Echo! My name is Ed!

A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

Dan was friends with Dick. Dick likes to give massages to Dan. Dan's favorite is Dickie's special mixture. He will remember Dick, his favorite personal assisatant for life. CREEPER

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

Beka has AIDS

Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

Cancer

- Knock knock - Who's th.....AIDS

Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Sperm enters their vagina and fertilizes an egg cell causing a child to be conceived.

A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

Hahaha

Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Heavy rain came down and killed him.

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Someone clearly messed up on naming the flower. Violet is synonymous with purple, Which is obviously NOT blue; It's the mixture between blue and red.

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