How do you get a pirate out of your seat? Politely ask him to move for you were there first.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

why did the chicken cross the road? Does it matter why, it just did.

Why was the 6 year old girl crying? Her step-dad kicked her in the face.

Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

Why was the man waiting at the bus stop? He was on his way to work

What do you call a group of jews hiding in an attic? Well, this sounds very similar to the events during World War II in which Anne Frank and various jewish refugees hid from the Nazis.

Knock knock Who there? A mute Bullshit

What's the difference between an orange? The horse because the vest has no sleeves.

What do you call a gay dog? Steve

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

wanna here a dirty joke? Suree A white horse fell in a mud puddle dum dumdum dum duuuuuuummmm

Why couldn't the colorblind boy play Twister with his friends? He was a quadriplegic.

What swims in the ocean? Fish

how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead why did the dog fall out of the tree? because it was attached to the monkey

This is not a joke

There's two people, one wearing a nice sweater and the other is not. The one without has to walk the dog, so he asks the other guy if he can have his sweater. He says "No but you can wear it."

Women's Rights.

i have a christmas tree.

Poop swing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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