Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

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Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

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Q: Who's afraid of the big bad wolf? A: A couple of pigs with questionable carpenter's skills, and maybe Red Riding Hood. Grandma wasn't so lucky.

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columbus laid an egg. he was very proud of it, but the other dudes ate it.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

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What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

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Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

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Why was the middle-aged doctor morbidly obese? He liked bacon and was severely hypocritical.

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What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

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When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

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Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

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What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

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what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

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How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

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why did the kid cross the road he didnt he had no legs

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I wrote a joke for 'Anti-Joke', I laughed, it was funny.

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Q: Wy did the Araib cross the road? A: To open another gas station.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What do you call a guy wearing a white leisure suit? Mister Rourk? No, you call the dud wearing the white duds.

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Billy and Jeff wanted to go on an adventure so they planned a safari in Africa. Everything was going as planned until they were in a sticky situation: whether to cross a narrow bridge above the crocodiles or not. Billy tells Jeff "Hey whats the worst thing that can happen?" Jeff was diagnosed with cancer and died the next morning.

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A man has a meeting with his doctor and his doctor says "I have some bad news, you have cancer and you have alzheimer's," to which the man replies... "Well at least I don't have cancer." This is an example of a fallacy claim.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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