what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

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What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

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Why are Ethiopians so fast? Because antelope are also very fast.

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Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

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I really did not understand the chapter. Is there anyway I can meet with you at a later time to discuss what I did wrong?

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why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

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Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

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Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

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I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

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Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

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Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

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There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

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Lets just say that we are beyond the stage where I am "just" trying, by the way, you might want to search that last comment for double negatives. Or you know NOT NOT. Do not take my word for it, but if I am not wrong, the bacteria (yogurt) leaves afterwards, so you are eating milk that has been eaten and then.. You know... A common "side effect" of hypnosis, is that when it is used, the one hypnotized (both in this case) end up feeling a "strange" case of closeness, stronger bonds, friendship etc, scientists wonder why... ITS LIKE DUH! WE BOTH REVEAL DEEP SECRETS TO EACH OTHER! THINGS WE DO NOT EVEN USUALLY TELL OURSELVES! Its a literal no brainer, scientits can go fuck themselves, because as far as I know, thats the only fuck they ever get.

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Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

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Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

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What did Madeline McCann get for Christmas? Nothing she's dead.

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Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

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What's the difference between Michael J. Fox and a blender? Michael J. Fox is a successful actor starring in many movies, and a blender is a kitchen appliance.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? bob bob who? the builder

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A: If you were stranded on an island and you could only have one thin, what would it be? B: A boat A: That makes sense

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why did the ginger cross the road to go to hell

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Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

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Oh, hi Dave, come inside.

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