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Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

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Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

What's better than being in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Roses are red

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

sweating like antoni with a girl

Black guys shoot. White guys have small penises. Black guys steal. White guys have keep money. Black guys are broke. That's what she said.

What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

A priest, a rabbi, and a monk are standing near a cliff. They say that they are of the best religion. The priest jumps off the cliff and says "God save me", he dies. The rabbi says "Allah save me", he dies. The monk says "Buddha save me" he is saved, in relief he says "Oh thank God" he dies

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What's up with women with there jewlery it's there's best friend,but a black man's best friend is reames..

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Get in the car."

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roses are red violets are blue i am muslim

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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