Why do girls not have to have drivers license? Because they don't need a car to get from the bedroom to the kitchen ;) Don't mean to offend anybody! His joke is just funny

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Why did the kid eat so much ice cream? Because he wanted to eat ice cream.

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Violets are blue, Roses are red. The sentence before was completely irrelevant, but I needed something to say before I tell you, Your family's been murdered by the KKK.

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Three men are travelling in a hot-air balloon, but it starts to go down over an uninhabitable desert. One of the men must sacrifice himself to save the other two by jumping overboard to reduce the weight in the balloon. Nobody is brave enough to volunteer, and they all die painful deaths.

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DARK FACT: A ratchet black chick would say that was racist.

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Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

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A father was angry at his daughter's boyfriend because he took her virginity. The boyfriend said he was ashamed that he never told her he has AIDS.

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What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

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What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, because horses cannot talk.

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I <3 Hitler

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An Asian Man Has His Eyes Wide Open

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Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

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What walks on it's hands My uncle

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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knock knock come in!

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You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

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Last night I had the strangest dream. I was eating a big marshmallow and when I woke up this morning I had appendicitus

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What do I hate? people

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Do you know what color comes after 9?

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What do you call a black man about to jump off a cliff? Suicidal

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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what did the old lady die of old age...

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A white man, a black man, and a Hispanic man are in car, who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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