- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

why did the lady fall out the window? someone threw axe at her

Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

Kefka > Sephiroth

What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

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Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

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