- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

raisin boogers

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

what's the difference between a crocodile?

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

obama's promises

Whats Brown and fluffy ASIAN TITS

your momma is so fat that she thinks someone hugs her each time she passes through a door

- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

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