What do you call a beagle and an eagle mixed together? A beagle.

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Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

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There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

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Life is like a box of chocolates! It sucks if you have diabetes

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What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

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What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

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ugh good riddance

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Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

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What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

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What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

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A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

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Jaden McMichael

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What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

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What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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a man is bussy at work, when he gets called by his doctor. YOUR WIFE IS HAVING A BABY! the doctor yells. so the man runs to his car, drives home like a madman, and arrives home with his doctor holding the newborn in his arms. "congratulations" the doctor says "it's a boy" the man takes the baby in his arms and says: "but, this child is black!" his wife cheated on him and the familly breaks appart

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

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How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

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Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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