Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

thumb_up thumb_down

Oh...okay, good.

thumb_up thumb_down

What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

thumb_up thumb_down

What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

thumb_up thumb_down

Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

thumb_up thumb_down

Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

thumb_up thumb_down

The Definition of Megan Bates 800 Hamburgers

thumb_up thumb_down

Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

thumb_up thumb_down

Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

thumb_up thumb_down

Want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

thumb_up thumb_down

the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

thumb_up thumb_down

An Asian man fails a math test

thumb_up thumb_down

What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

thumb_up thumb_down

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

thumb_up thumb_down

Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

thumb_up thumb_down

why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

thumb_up thumb_down

whats brown and sticky? shit

thumb_up thumb_down

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot of his head

thumb_up thumb_down

Gotta go Fast Gotta go Faster Faster Fasterfasterfaster! Moving at the speed of sound I'm the quickest hedgehog around Got ourselves a situation Start getting a new location Without any explanation On top of relaxation! Go- Go- Go- Don't blink Don't think Just Go go go go G-g-g-g-go go! Sonic, he's on the run Sonic, he's number one Sonic, he's coming next so watch out for Sonic X! Gotta go fast, gotta go faster faster faster fasterfasterfaster Go go go go go go go go go! Sooooniiiiic X!!

thumb_up thumb_down

What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear? A gorilla with with a banana in each ear? Unless it has a name, then refer to it by it's name. be polite.

thumb_up thumb_down

can i have 10 pounds to go to the cinema?

thumb_up thumb_down

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops