- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

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Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

there was a blind kid and a man wearing a WWJD & Livstrong bracelet touched his eyes and he could see. He wasn't used to the light and walked into traffic and died instantly.

Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

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