- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

there was a blind kid and a man wearing a WWJD & Livstrong bracelet touched his eyes and he could see. He wasn't used to the light and walked into traffic and died instantly.

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Why doesn't it rain on Sundays? It does.

What did the lone KKK member do when he passed 10 large, muscular black men in the street? He did not tell them that he was a member of the KKK.

Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

Why was Shane cool... Because he was a cool bean.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I ASKED YOU FIRST!

Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

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