A man with Down's Syndrome walks into bar. Bartender asks, "why the long face?"

thumb_up thumb_down

can i have 10 pounds to go to the cinema?

thumb_up thumb_down

A man is sitting at a bar. He stands up and goes over to these bikers playing pool. He then walks over to the bartender and says "I bet you three hundred dollars that I can pee in that bottle over there." The bartender looks at the bottle and sees there is a good five meters between the two. The bartender then agrees. The man takes out his penis and begins to pee. His pee stream goes everywhere on the bar, on the cash register, and espicially on the laughing bartender. It goes everywhere except inside the bottle. The man finishes and zips his pants. He then smiles at the bartender while handing him three hundred dollars. The bartender asks "why are you laughing you lost three hundred dollars?" Which the man replies "See those bikers by the pool table laughing?...I bet them five hundred dollars each that I could pee on your bar, on your cash register, and on your face and you would laugh and be happy." The bartender then reached under his bar and toke out his bat. He then continued to break the mans knees and then perceeded to pee on his bruised and battered face.

thumb_up thumb_down

Rebecca Black starts to sing a song, and when breaking out into her annoying chorus, we realize that it's not about the days of the week.

thumb_up thumb_down

What do you call love at first sight? A broken heart.

thumb_up thumb_down

whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

thumb_up thumb_down

Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

thumb_up thumb_down

whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

thumb_up thumb_down

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

thumb_up thumb_down

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

thumb_up thumb_down

once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

thumb_up thumb_down

What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

thumb_up thumb_down -2

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

thumb_up thumb_down -2

How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

thumb_up thumb_down -2

meh

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What weights more than a 300 pound man? A 400 pound man.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops