Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? Oh my god, I thought you said you'd never forget.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

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Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

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How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

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what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pete. I'm here to tell you that your entire family just died in a car accident.

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Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

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Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

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12 in general

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Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

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At least I dont have AIDS.

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What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

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why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

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I like my coffee like I like my women..... Without Hepatitis.

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Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Sure. A: Do you want to hear a short one or a long one? B: uh... a short one. A: joke. Do you want to hear a long one? joooooooke.

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How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

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A: We're eating you for breakfast today. B: Thank you, I'll have my arm.

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"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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