- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Santa say to the prostitute? "Merry Christmas!"

What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

MAGHBERRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

Why did Michael Vick run? Because he was being chased by defenders.

2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

Kyle is consistently sexually harassed by a woman while at work. Everything is fine.

What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

How do you make a plumber cry? Tell him that Luigi beat him to the princess

What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

boy: you want to hear something funny? girl: what? boy: women's rights girl: you want to hear something trivial? boy: what? girl: your penis

Why was Shane cool... Because he was a cool bean.

Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

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