- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen the painting by Stevie Wonder? It's a Monet and this museum's most prized piece. Just kindly ask Mr. Wonder to step aside a bit.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? What's up

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Where did a homeless man find his easter eggs? In the bin.

your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

What's the difference between you and yourself? Yourself has 4 more letter in it.

why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

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Q: What dosent a Jew and a pizza have in commen? A: The pizza dosent scream when you put it in the oven.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Your momma's so fat that she is at risk for heart disease and diabetes.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

What did your last slave die of? Terminal Cancer

What's Mary short for? She's got no legs.

I was Writing and i broke my pencil

Do you know what's not right? Left.

Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

Q: what is long hard and full of seamen A: a submarine

Knock, Knock Who's There? (Silence) Wondering who was there, the man opened the door, to find a baby in a basket in front of him.

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