- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The pest control guy. -Please leave me alone I'm giving birth.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

Penis Gabriel - Go eat some ice cream! Boner McDaniels - No. Penis Gabriel - Ok.

The Minnesota Vikings won a game.

Why did the little boy drop his ice-cream? He was run over by a bus and died instantly.

A black man comes home from work.

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Knock knock Who's there? Honey, just let me in. This bloody game can't go on for an hour. I'm cold out here.

What do you call Eric Torres A furnace magnet

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

a black and a mexican are walking down the street, two cops look up to see this and immediately say "shit, this can't be good".

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

planned on writing you all an antijoke decided i wouldn't.

Why wasn't the clown funny? He didn't have a face

Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

What do you call it when someone walks on another person's head? It depends. Face up, fetish. Face down, hate crime.

Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

What do you call a black guy who sells drugs? a pharmacist

Knock, knock. Who's there? I. I who? I broke my dick.

A man has only two fingers on one hand, and everybody calls him two-fingered Mike. Why? Because his fingers were lost in a tragic accident at birth, and his parents, who were considering calling him Mike, decided to lengthen the name because it seemed appropriate.

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