- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

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There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

There's my tractor.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase as a chicken its intulect this very low so walking in the middle of the street was it's 1st instest. Ther'for it crossed the road and made it to the other side safe. Now please don't ask me a stupid question like that again.

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A man went to the doctor. He had experienced some strong abdominal pain. The doctor looked at him and ordered some tests to be done. He had a kidney stone. The day after he passed the stone, he got ran over by a bus. The man's name was Bob.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

why am i a dick head. because my gcse's spelt fudge and i dont like fudge so i project my anger into boss things

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are also red, "Honey, please call the fire department!"

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

boobs.

What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

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