A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

What's black and white and red all over? Two biracial gay guys boning a can of paint...

What's worse then breaking your xbox? Going on a 24 kill streak and having itchy balls.

bar man a walks a into...DYSLEXIA IS NOT FUNNY.

Lillie: tell me three adjectives that would describe yourself. Ellie: pretty, smart, and funny. Lillie: if I were to analyze you...I would say you are pretty, smart, and funny.

Why are Asians good at math? Because coincidentally many are interested in it and study a lot.

yes... that's the joke

Whats long and black? The unemployment line

A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

Jimmy and Ted are racing each other at the end ov the street. Jimmy is taller and thinner but Ted has more endurance. Who wins the race? A: the drunk driver

42, that is all

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

What do you call a homosexuall man? Homosexuall man.

What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

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