- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Black Why is your chest As flat as your back

Leslie's husband admitted to being gay, which came to the surprise of no one, seeing as Leslie is a man.

holly shit!!!! when did i get on the internet !?

What's funnier than seeing a baby falling from the empire state building? Stopping his speed with a shovel

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it could without dying.

you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

Q: what happed to the squirrel that lost his nuts? A: it died

why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

whats more annoying than being raped by a giant scorpian? finding out that half the anti-jokes are terrible

A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

What's red, blue, and purple? purple.

What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

wanna hear a joke womens rights

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? A question and answering session of information used to test knowledge of a specific idea or person.

Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he was dead

A man trips on an old bottle. He picks it up and out pops a genie. "I will grant you three wishes!" says the genie. "Whatever you so desire is my com--" "I'm already late for a meeting!" shouts the man. He drops the bottle and continues on.

Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

balls

There was a Black and a Mexican in a car, they were on their way to church.

where does a person with one leg work? anywere

9/11

Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie? Because he was armed and clearly inebriated.

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