- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

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What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he f**king felt like it!

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A penguin in a blender.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

A horse walks into a bar. The Bartender says "Why the long face?" The Bartender is then put into a lunatic asylum for hallucinating and trying to communicate with said hallucinations.

once upon a time, it snowed

Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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The elephant and the mouse was gonna go swimming at the lake, but they realize the Elephant forgot his swimming trunks! Mouse: Do you really need two trunks? Elephant: Oh well I can do with this one... but its not a swimming trunk! Mouse: Huh? Moral: Huh?

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

What made the lady dance? Bandz!

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