- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

What did the munchy alzhemiers farmer say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators?

I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

in soviet russia, cow milks you

A baby seal walks into a club.

A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

Hitler

What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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