- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

Q:Why did suzie fall off the swing A:She had no arms

How many dead babies can you fit in a mini? It is variable according to the size of each baby.

Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

david your girlfriend has a nice ass

What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

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