- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

Tunechi

why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

Corn Muffins

What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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