Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

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Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

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roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

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Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

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Q: Why is the Universe so big? A: Because it is the same size as my penis.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

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Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

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Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted. The other, witnessing what he'd seen, developed a harsh stereotype.

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Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

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A white person at Harvard

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whats white and pointless? chalk.

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So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

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What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

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What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

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Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

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Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

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Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

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what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

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Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

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I said I hate niiggers

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Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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