- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

How many walls can you paint with a baby? Depends on how hard you throw it.

Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

Q. why are black people so good at sports? A. Hardwork and dedication.

What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

What do you call when you see a man murder 8 black guys? The police.

Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

falling didnt make the difference

Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

Women have the right to vote.

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

Why is pi? Because circles.

Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

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