A man sat on a chair

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Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

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What's up brah brah

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What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

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I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

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What did OJ Simpson say to the blonde? "Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you"

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What do you call it when a black man and a japanese woman get married? A wedding.

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What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

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Three logicians were travelling up to Scotland in a train. They saw a black cow standing parallel to the train tracks; the first sign of life since crossing the border. The first logician says "Oh, so they do have black cows in Scotland." The second logician says "No, they have at least one black cow in Scotland." The third logician says "No, they have at least one cow in Scotland, one side of which, at least, is black."

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why did the computer crash? it didn't

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3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

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What did the wife say to her husband when he arrived home from work? Nothing. She cried over his coffin. Her husband was a marine who died in a car bombing in Iraq.

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What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

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I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

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Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

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why do i love my iphone because its a very versatile electronic device with many uses and i can get the anti-joke app

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So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

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Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

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Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

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Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

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what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

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Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

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what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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