What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

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im a dragon, no im not

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

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Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

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Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

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Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

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Why did the child get cancer? Because there was a family history of it.

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yo mamas so old she probably ralises the greater risk of breast cancer in middle age women.

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if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

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There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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knock knock

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

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Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

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Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

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how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

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How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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