*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

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what did Sandra bullock say to Jesse James? I hate your fickin a**!!:)

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What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? I go bird hunting. Kelvin Yang

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What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

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Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

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why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

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Why wasn't the man talking? Because he was sleeping.

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What's blue and smells like red paint. ............blue paint.

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I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

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Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I hit my head with a hammer!! Dont hit your head with a hammer anymore.

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Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

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I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

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How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

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You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

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its my money!, but i dont need it right away

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What's gray and comes in buckets? An elephant

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"You two form fours while I get the other one"

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what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

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There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

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How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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Whats the Twin Towers least favourite movie? Here Comes the Boom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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