Why was Adam sad? His wife found him cheating with several women which led to a lengthy and messy divorce and him losing custody of his two children and his house.

Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

What's funnier than 24? 25

a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

CORRECTION TO THE COMMENT BELOW! Its a WIN/WIN/WIN/WINWINWINWINWINWIN (WIN For at least 30 more minutes)/CUUUUM!/"SORE ASS WHINING CHILD Gonna grow into a slut SITUATION!" friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man The Anti-Christ: Do not thumb me down unless you want to feel the big burning hot spear of darkness, and you do not... You better don`t be or become a sore ass kid you allshole if you know what I am saying... Yeah! Thats right! You better fear me! Because the angrier you look... The more offended you become... The better you are starting to look...

What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

Wanna know something funny? Your face

your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

Get in the car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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