- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

Why couldn't the black man swim. Because he had never been taught.

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

Why did i write this? I was bored

I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

Why didn't peyton manning's grand mom call him after his game? She died of throat cancer 5 years ago

Roses are violets red is blue i like lizards they have fur

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Apple. Apple who? Apple juice.

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, no they're not. They're VIOLET. That's why they're called that. If they were blue, they would be called "Blues", or something of a similar nature. Don't be dumb.

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

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