- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

Guess what? I like trains.

What's gray and comes in buckets? An elephant

What do you call ugly? Dionne Dodds

Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

Darude- Sandstorm

Did you know that I can't talk any louder than this... Exept when I can

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

If you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

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