In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

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Q: How does a chicken get to work? A: A chicken does not go to work. Chickens can not legally be employed for any position in any country as they are chickens, are not human, and do not posses any prerequisites required to be hired for any existing employable position.

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What is 1+1? It's 2!

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Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

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Kathy Griffin.

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? Oh my god, I thought you said you'd never forget.

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What mouse walks on 2 legs, Micky mouse. What duck walks on 2 legs, All ducks you dip shit.

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What's the same between a mole and an eagle? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

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Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

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yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

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Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding A Duck in your apple! What is worse than finding a duck in your apple? Finding a racist in your apple! Whats worse than finding a racist in your apple? DEATH

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How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

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Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

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whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

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What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

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Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

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How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

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Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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