What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

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What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

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what happens every day? People die

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What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

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lewis ya baggy fuck

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Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

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what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

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My pet rock died.

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roses are black violets are black im blind

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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How much booze did the homeless man drink? All of it. He is severely depressed.

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Uber Driver: "Hey I'm close, where are you?" Me: "oh, I see you!" Uber Driver: "Are you that guy in the middle of the road?" Me: "yeah, floor it"

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

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you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

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Poop

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Why don't chicken wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their face

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Why did schlomo fall off the swing He lost balance because Muslims threatened to kill him

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What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

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What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

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if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

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Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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