What's more fun than a negative pregnancy test? Nothing.

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Why did the meme cross the road? MEME XD

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Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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Adele walks into the stables

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Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

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Black...

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Whats Big, black, and in your moms underwesar? A snake that escaped from a pet store which is causing a lot of commotion in the local community. Meanwhile your mom is getting drilled by a big psycho who escaped the mental institution. JMM

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Roses are red Violets are blue Vodka is less Than dinner for two

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

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Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

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Two elks were out flying one day. One of the elks turned to the other one and said: - You have a cinnemon bun in your eye. - What? - You have a cinnamon bun in your eye! - WHAT? - YOU HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN YOUR EYE!!! - I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN MY EYE!

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why did the the chicken cross the road? because some sad,board people wanted to make a joke

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this is not a joke. jks

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Do you know what african children do? They die of starvation.

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Three black men were walking...

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What did one volcano say to the other? Hey.... wana get some lunch... later, not now of course it's WAAAAY TOO EARLY!

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Yo mama so fat, that she feels uncomfortable in a bathing suit.

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LIFE INSERT COIN TO BEGIN!!! SELECT DIFFICULTY EASY

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Q: What did the Black man say to the kool ade Man? A: You're not real -BonkersLive

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sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

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Q:what has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A:a pool table

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what did hitler say before he turned on the gas who are you calling a dick dina

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"knock knock" "whos there" "poop" "poop who" "poop in the toilet"

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poopoo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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