A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

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How did Chinese people get their names? They throw their pots and pans down the stairs. It says, "CHING CHANG CHONG!!!"

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Why did the homeless man get a house key cut? He didn't he's homeless.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

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What did the apple say to the pear? Fred, you are going insane and i'm getting a divorce.

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Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

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The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

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Do your parents know you're gay?

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Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

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When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

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How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

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Knock knock Come in

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What didnt rebecca black do today ride the bus

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Billy: hey dave, wanna hear a joke? Dave: what? Billy: oh yeah, you are deaf.

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? Freak

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Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

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if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

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Romeny or Obama? Obamney

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Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

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A black guy walks into a bar... *3 hours later* He walks out...

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a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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