How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

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what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

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What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

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A man is balancing on a bar. But it's a bar where people drink so I don't know how that works.

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A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

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Whats worse then world war 3 world war 4

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Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

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whats 69+2? 71

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What did the guy say to the blonde? "You're a blonde."

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Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

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Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

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What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

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A black man and a white man walk into a bar, "what will it be" said the bartender. Milk, chocolate milk.

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweat and so are you

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how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

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What makes a good jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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Why did the man rape the woman? He had a lapse in judgement.

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We are sorry for being so sorry, and apologize again for apologizing so much... Why wont you just let me apologize? Does this insult you? I apologize. HEY! STOP THAT! I SAID I WAS SORRY SORRY FOR BEING SORRY! FORGIVE ME PLEASE SORRY WHY ARE YOU DRAWING THAT KNIFE OUT OF THE... LISTEN I AM SORRY!!! From my book the boy that cried help too much: The help arrived and the boy was never seen again. TRIPLE POST TO SAY SORRY FOR DOUBLE POSTING! QUADRUPLE POST TO SAY SORRY FOR DOUBLE POSTING...ETC.

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

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After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

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Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

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Anti Joke

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