Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

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roses are red and violets are in fact violet

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter ponder with cheese.

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violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

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I went to the zoo the other day there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu. By Nathan Luque CARROTS!!!

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What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

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Dyslexics have more nuf!

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You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

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Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

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2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

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knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

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i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

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Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

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What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

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^that joke a piece of shit

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

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willie revilame

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What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

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Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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