SCENES WHEN TOM O'SHEA GETS STABBED IN PRISON AFTER STEALING THE WHEELS OFF AN AMBULANCE

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Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

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A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

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What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

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raisin boogers

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

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Women's rights

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What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

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Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

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How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

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one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

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What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

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Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

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why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

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hey bill!

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Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

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What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

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What happens when you shoot a bear and you kill it? It dies.

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refridgrator

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

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Me-Whats long and hard and full of seaman Him-a submarine Me-No dumb ass a dick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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