knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

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If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

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Bra*don Che*ey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

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Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

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Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

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What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

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A: u wanna die B: that is a stupid question because unless u are suicidal u will not, retorical or not A: i do wanna die B: u should get some help u freak person a never did get help, while walking to a certivied psychiatrict evaluater he got hit by a truck. his body can be found at the intersection of church and flatbush, brooklyn. JK he got shot, he was in brookly, duh.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

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Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had herpes.

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fduck

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u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street he gets hit by an airplane

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try slamming a revolving door

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Like this joke, bitch.

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Knock Knock JUST OPEN THE FLIPPIN DOOR ALREADY! I DON"T NEED YOU TO KNOCK AND INTRODUCE YOURSELF EVERY TIME YOU COME TO MY HOUSE!!! Jeez...seriously

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven murdered sixes wife and kids and said he was next.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kill children dont worry about it

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Whats so funny? That kid has down syndrome

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the girl crossed a road to shoot a black van. she shot the sherrif.

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What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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