- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

Hehe and Haha are best friends. One day, Haha died. What did Hehe do? He said "Haha! you died!"

Why did the bus driver have a bad day? Someone threw a washing machine filled with radios but containing no soap at his bus. Then, a kid stapled a frog to his face. His wife died of terminal cancer.

Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

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A cat walks into a bar. What's the first thing it says? Absolutely nothing. It was knocked out.

The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

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A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

What's worse than getting an F on your paper? Walking in on a man wearing your mother's skin after vigorously raping her in front of your baby sister.

Q: Wy did the Araib cross the road? A: To open another gas station.

if you watched wife-swap years ago, you'll remember that one family that bought anything they could because they didnt have to pay till 12-21-12 because they thought the world would end LOL FUN FAMILY NOW HUH

Womens Rights.

What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

a pornstar comes early to a party

What's fourteen inches long and purple and can make a woman scream all night? crib death

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