- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

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Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

What does Helen Keller's parents do when she gets in trouble? They leave the plunger in the toilet!!!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What is a life without options.... an optionless life

Women's rights.

Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

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