- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What rhymes with shuck and starts with an f flamethrower

Q. How are a bird and a turtle alike? A. They both fly. Except the turtle.

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The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

A cat walks into a bar. What's the first thing it says? Absolutely nothing. It was knocked out.

Why did the bus driver have a bad day? Someone threw a washing machine filled with radios but containing no soap at his bus. Then, a kid stapled a frog to his face. His wife died of terminal cancer.

Hehe and Haha are best friends. One day, Haha died. What did Hehe do? He said "Haha! you died!"

Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

My kids are mistakes.

What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

Luke Hardie is G@Y

What's fourteen inches long and purple and can make a woman scream all night? crib death

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

a pornstar comes early to a party

knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

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